Celebrate The Ides of April: Steal Something from Work Day

Since we are now donating 25% of our paychecks to provide Goldman-Sach’s CEO’s with fur-lined limousines, sold golid toothpicks and cocaine subscriptions, why not celebrate Tax Day (The Ides of April) by STEALING! It worked for the bankers… so let’s follow their example — with THEFT. Just think of yourself as a future Treasure Secretary as you sneak those office supplies – or equipment – out of the building. Embezzlement isn’t embezzlement anymore, it’s not even creative accounting. It’s success, man!